Robert Hagerman just wanted his daughter to buy him some beer, but when she refused, the Florida dad got hopping mad.
Rather than get the suds for himself, Hagerman, 56, chose to call 911 and told dispatchers that his daughter was on drugs, throwing things and hitting him, ABCActionNews.com reported.
When police in Seminole arrived on the scene last Thursday, they determined Hagerman was the one who lost his head. He was reportedly under the influence and uncooperative, according to CBS News.
Hagerman's daughter was still in the house and explained to deputies that her dad made the call because she wouldn't go buy him beer, the Miami Herald reported. She also played cellphone recordings of her father making false statements to the police.
Pinellas County sheriff's deputies arrested Hagerman on a charge of making a false report of a crime.